26 November 2009

Three things I learnt this week.

1)
Dreams bring to fruition the things one represses, shirks or flees from in real life. For example, if you dream of fist-fights, or grappling with your boss and placing him in several Hulk Hogan approved chokeholds, then chances are, you probably avoid such situations in your woken life.

2)
NEVER call the slightly attractive English lady who operates the welcome desk at Haringey Council “darling,” for she will look at you with great contempt and disgust, more so if your spoken English is either fractured or riddled with urbanisms.

3)
Lying to others is extremely easy but lying to oneself is a much harder feat.

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