2 December 2010

Three things I learnt this week.

1)
Study the small print, for it will attempt to violate you every chance it gets, like a horny cellmate.

2)
Insist that your offspring develop their own businesses. Not for financial gains but just so it will empower them with greater control over the amount of muttonheads they'll have to work with.
3)
Archiving matters. Memories captured and lived in the digital realm can very easily disappear into the ether.

4 comments:

  1. 3 questions about your knowledgeable week:
    1. What do you know about horny cellmates?
    2. Does it mean that if you run your own business you don't have to deal with muttonheads? Please tell me how to avoid them.
    3. 36 mm - how about going physical?

    Ta ta!

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  2. mutton heads lmao

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  3. 1. Horny cellmates? I know plenty. Drinking in a bar full of attractive women qualifies me for horny cellmate status.

    2. Of course not but at least you are in control of the hiring of muttonheads. The vetting process is a tool so necessary to a pain-free existence.

    3. Physical is the dream. Take pictures, deelop the film, learn the process. Many of us would like to but we end up taking pictures on phones which develop into microscopic portions of yesterday. Still, it it's taken on a cool phone...

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  4. mut·ton·head (mŭtˈn-hĕdˌ)
    noun
    Informal
    A stupid person; a fool.

    Origin: From the proverbial stupidity of sheep.

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