22 December 2010

Scotch.

Christmas hasn't felt the same since this chap was removed from terrestrial TV. He was a hero of mine. Articulate, well-dressed and a complete and utter tech-freak.

His warm demeanour and air of confidence gave skeletons everywhere a good name, unlike that wretched Skeletor.



21 December 2010

Tuesday Thought.

I'm learning that adults truly believe Christmas to be a period of possibility and magic. A time where a tub of 'Celebrations' (a mixed bag of miniature popular chocolate bars that lies at the cheaper end of seasonal confectionery), is a tool capable of erasing a years worth of disdain and irritability.

'Celebrations' do not have that power. These bad boys however, are a step in the right direction:





10 December 2010

This made my day.

This made my day. Not because they are taking a unified stand for something they believe in, nor was it because it was a genuine display of emotion but because they are chanting along to one of my favourite songs.

And people say Grime is pointless.

2 December 2010

Three things I learnt this week.

1)
Study the small print, for it will attempt to violate you every chance it gets, like a horny cellmate.

2)
Insist that your offspring develop their own businesses. Not for financial gains but just so it will empower them with greater control over the amount of muttonheads they'll have to work with.
3)
Archiving matters. Memories captured and lived in the digital realm can very easily disappear into the ether.

29 November 2010

A thought from Monday.

I've been treading water in employment for 15 years. Verdict? Be a criminal. Teach your kids how to rob stagecoaches and clone credit cards.

26 October 2010

Modernity is a bitch.

Today saw the last of the Sony Walkmans leave the production line. The enigmatic and sometimes hefty portable music player of the 80’s that introduced us to phrases such as ‘belt clip’, ‘auto reverse’ and ‘mega bass’, has finally waved the proverbial white flag and is being put to rest.

Cassette tapes were arguably one of the most reasonable and realistic forms of portable audio storage. Great pleasure could be had from the streaming contents of a TDK D90 (or the Memorex equivalent during past days of austerity), but in an age governed by terabytes (for the record, anybody with a terabyte of music is stealing way beyond the acceptable quota), concepts such as filtering, and becoming familiar with music are gone. 

Ah, how we all enjoyed making mix-tapes, selecting songs that would best express our pubescent turmoil, then labelling the inlay with decorative bubble writing – bliss.  Now however, such innocent pleasures are redundant, as a person can easily saunter the world with every single piece of recorded music at their fingertips with accompanying thumbnail art. 

I am very much a huge fan of Walkmans and use mine on occasion, despite always being met with looks of disgust and labelled as a man averting modernity.

Personally, Walkmans have provided the backdrop for numerous memories and experiences. Be it en route to school trading tapes with friends, or mastering the feat of rewinding a tape using just a well-oiled wrist and a Parker Pen, (spare me your derision's, when your imitation Duracell AA batteries are on their last legs, you will do anything to hear that Chesney Hawkes number again).

So it is with lofty esteem that I say, thank you Sony Walkman and I bid you adieu. And please, do take some comfort in knowing that iPods will be joining you one day.

My very own walkman...with Mega Bass!

24 October 2010

Typical me.

This morning I came across one of my school reports from year 7. At this point in time I was 12 years of age and my reliance on a nurturing, primary school environment had all but left. Here are some highlights:

Attendance: 220 days out of a possible 220 days

Appearance: Good/Ex

Extra curricular:
Basketball squad, Computer Club, Maths Club (they felt it necessary to omit my membership of the Stamp Club).

Form Tutor's comment:
K has the potential to do very well, however he seems to lack the will to make the most of himself.

Music
K is musical and has excellent keyboard skills.

IT
K works efficiently and is generally helpful to other pupils. (I find it devastatingly cliched that the IT teacher uses the term 'efficiently).

French
K could do very well in this subject but his classwork is too often marred by his tendency to waste time and be disruptive.

English
He has many very interesting ideas but these are rarely developed fully in his written pieces.